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Another Unwed Hollywood Mother

It's official. Ashlee Simpson is dumber than her sister Jessica -- Ash is preggers!

According to Us, the 23-year-old lip-syncher is carrying her fiance Pete Wentz's baby. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!

Ashlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- is part of the growing Hollywood trend of having babies out of wedlock. Simpson joins an illustrious group that includes Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Jessica Alba, Minnie Driver -- and its youngest member so far, Jamie Lynn Spears.

Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!

Britney, Is That You?

Oh, hey Amy. Never mind.
This is what happens when you let Amy Winehouse hold your baby.

Britney Had Cosmetic Damage Before Crash

Minutes before Britney Spears caused a three car crash on a Saturday night, she was driving the same way most women in L.A. do -- putting on her makeup behind the wheel!

The guy she hit, said before the accident, he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving it. It wasn't until after she hit him at an estimated 10-15 MPH that he realized the woman was Britney. The man also says he wasn't sure if she was still putting on makeup at the time of the crash.

After the smash up, Britney's bodyguard apologized for the incident, but Britney never got around to doing the same. Brit and the 21-year-old crashee only exchanged a few words, but she did mention she was on the way to dinner with her mom.

As far as the field sobriety test is concerned, the crashee says officers performed the ol' "follow my finger test" on Brit. At first she was giggly, but she got real serious real quick. BTW -- she was the only person involved who was tested. CHP claims the test was S.O.P. telling us, "We do a standard check on most drivers .... especially during those hours."

While no injuries were reported on the scene, the man claims that he woke up with a sore back this morning and is looking into booking an appointment with a chiropractor.

BeJay: Lords of the Missing Rings

People are dying to solve one of the greatest wedding mysteries of the year! Beyonce and Jay-Z attended the Houston Rockets b-ball game yesterday, where Bey hid her left hand from cameras, while Jay exposed his ring-less finger.

Just stop it and confirm already. People's lives are at stake!